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RARE BRONTE POEM FETCHES £92K AT AUCTION

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FIRST FEMALE JACKASS

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ROYAL FAIL: POSTIE’S CAT FACES EVICTION DUE TO HEALTH & SAFETY RULES

The Royal Mail moggy, who is now facing eviction from the premises – MEET the Royal Mail moggy facing eviction from the sorting room by an ‘elf n’ safety diktat .

TEEN DANCER ROBBED OF TALENTS AFTER SCOLIOSIS SURGERY

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SHARK SELFIES

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HIS BAIT WAS SEALED

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PRISON HOTEL

FOR most people, spending a night locked up in a cell would be undesirable .

STABBED BY SON

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PEE-TRIFIED: WOMAN HAS IRRATIONAL FEAR OF TOILETS

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IPAD GAMES FOR KITTIES TURNS THEM INTO PI-CAT-SSO

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