CONTRACT CANCELLED, DO NOT SYNDICATE .

AN expectant mum suffered crippling contractions lasting a gruelling two months, due to complications from a rare condition .

A GLOWING range of greens and blues sweep across the sky in a spectacular display of light .

A man has spent almost £100K on lip fillers, Botox and designer clothing in a bid to look like Kim Kardashian .

A young woman has told how she has been robbed of her fertility and now faces an uncertain future after she was diagnosed with cervical cancer at the age of just 22 .

A professional dancer has embraced her individuality after refusing plastic surgery to remove a giant birthmark on her face .

A cheeky chipmunk offers some of his spare food, before deciding against the idea and shoving the extra peanut into his already crammed mouth .

A CHEEKY snail fancies his chances at getting a free ride on a sunny afternoon .

The San Antonio Zoo in Texas has welcomed a bizarre new addition - a two-headed turtle named Thelma and Louise .

While the various controversies rumble on regarding transport, security issues and overly-officious copyright enforcement, a couple of designers is saying what we're all thinking about the Olympics - and putting it on bags .

A fish almost escapes the beak of a bird as they both soar through the air .

AN American accountant has grown the world's biggest MELON and smashed his way into the record books with his mammoth 350 .