BRITISH kingfishers love to cool off by creating a splash .

A man who spent 30 minutes impaled on iron railings after attempting to scale an 8ft fence has told of his agonising ordeal - and how he suffered a similar mishap as a child .

A BABY-faced burglar is starting a seven year stretch in custody after being nabbed by a Jaffa Cake .

DANCE guru Matt Howes leaves crowds in a spin when he gets behind the decks - as the world's only one-armed professional DJ .

These are the fascinating pictures of miniature table sculptures molded around bonsai trees that take up to a painstaking 18 months to create .

A frilled lizard appears to be belting out a tune as it sits in a tree with its mouth open wide .

A group of otters put on a show of aqua aerobics, as they raise their flippers perfectly in sync .

Pint- size Maci Winters only has one wish this Christmas - to be as tall as the other boys and girls on the school playground .

A former size 30 comfort-eater ditched her husband and lost over 10st after he called her a 'fat cow' .

A young makeup artist has hit back at vile internet trolls who dubbed her a 'swamp creature' and 'ugly' for exposing her troubled skin in online makeup tutorials .

Most women would jump at the chance to put on some lipstick, sling on a pair of heels and head out for a romantic meal with their other half .

A proud stag attempts to impress the females by donning an enormous fern headdress in London's Bushy Park .