SISTERS BOTCHED NOSE JOBS AND £19.5K SURGERY BILL

Two sisters from Hampshire who suffered botched nose jobs have spent £19.5k on surgery in a bid to draw attention away from their ‘ugly’ profiles. In the last ten years, Victoria Parker, 36 and younger sister Leah, 30, have undergone countless procedures to boost their confidence. The pair have splashed out on boob jobs, orthodontic treatment, laser hair removal, semi-permanent eyebrows and nose fillers. Victoria, a graphic designer, says: "The nose jobs have completely changed our lives and I blame myself, not just for my awful nose but for Leah's too. "We hated our noses before, but now we've been left with ones that look much worse.

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