Most women would jump at the chance to put on some lipstick, sling on a pair of heels and head out for a romantic meal with their other half .

A prolific drug dealer was caught red-handed in a car filled with amphetamines after he decided to park in a top copper's parking space - as a joke .

WITH A STERN look of determination on their faces, these adorable pooches perfect their doggy paddle as they dive head first into a swimming pool .

A lazy tree frog, tired of hopping along a branch, chooses the slowest form of transport when it jumps on top of an unsuspecting snail .

THIS may look like a dolphin through jumping hoops, but it is in fact nothing more than a clever 3D pencil drawing .

A transgender woman has beaten the bullies after spending £25K on surgery to become a beauty pageant queen .

A deranged dad beat his girlfriend so savagely in a vicious 30 minute attack that the indent of his sovereign ring was left on her face .

FROM a Kung-Fu professional to a mini incredible hulk, these are the babies you wouldn't want to mess with .

MEET the little lion of suburbia with a mane that makes him look like a mini-king of the jungle .

Here's a APPY solution that should brighten up a wet weekend away camping - a wood powered stove that also recharges your smartphone .

WITH A LITTLE cap of fresh snow resting on his head, this squirrel tries his best to pull off his new look .

WELCOME to the 125 decibel boombox bus that could damage your hearing if you party too close to its giant speakers .